Apparently, it is me. There is a very familiar occurrence happening here. And sadly I am not talking about any of the millions of really great things Chicago has to offer. I'm talking about inconsiderate, insanely loud neighbors. And it's possible that this "little bit of home" will send me over the edge.
I had the wonderful fortune of having neighbors in the city who decided to convert a residential garage into a venue for rock concerts. No, really. I'm actually not just being snarky here--they charged people and everything. About the only questionable part of my statement is the term "rock"--their music generally sucked. And the true joy was that the garage was located three stories down, but 5 feet across from my bedroom. It was fan-freaking-tastic. My mom stayed over one night and we couldn't hear each other talk, it was so loud. Plus, bonus--people would come out into the alley way and smoke and drink and yell at one another (or whatever it is that sociable people do).
Being me, I of course handled the situation in a completely adult, non-emotional manner. I cried. A lot. And then I emailed and called the Alderman. Constantly. I basically threatened to personally begin a campaign to unseat him if he didn't fix the problem. Sadly, I had no idea he wasn't planning on running for re-election. BUT in a rare act of generosity rarely seen in Chicago politics, his office put a (sort of) end to the concerts. Took pretty much the summer of 2010, but my newborn was finally allowed to sleep.
So....here we are. The first few weeks of being in Montana, it was so quiet at night, it completely freaked me out. It was just strange. No sirens. No yelling. No bar across the street. Very, very weird. And then I got used to it and it was heavenly. And then my neighbors started rennovating their house. For some reason that defies logic, they decided that between 11pm and 3am is the best time for working. I'm not kidding. They are pounding and sawing and blaring Guns N'Roses (yup, we're in Montana) all night long. It's as though the thousands of miles never happened. But this time, if I call the cops they will be very confused and likely laugh at me. If they're even up at that time of night.
So what do I do? Well, I tried walking over in my slippers to have a polite discussion with them. After all, unlike in Chicago, I was fairly certain that, though they probably had guns, they likely only used them to take out furry things. But nobody answered the door. That happens a lot here (remind me to tell you about the kids selling things--man, I'm a sucker). Anyway, so then what did I do? I cried.
Blissfully, it seems that they are about done with the HGTV show over there. But I guess it goes to show you that some things never change. You can be miles from where you were, and still you experience frustrations that make you want to scream. I guess there is some comfort in that, though. Like maybe we take our crap with us wherever we go. I don't know about you, but that sort of makes me feel better.
But maybe I am just sleep deprived.
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In the movie Lost in Translation there is a scene in which Bill Murray's character explains that, upon having your first child, "your life as you know it is gone...never to return." The movie has been one of my favorites for years. I just wish that I had known he meant my life.
In early 2010, I gave birth to the world's most perfect child. (Is there a parent who doesn't think his/her child is the world's most perfect?) In addition to being beautiful, he is brilliant and sweet and funny and hands-down the best thing that will ever happen to me. This kid is my entire world. I had somehow suspected through most of my life that he would be, which is why I fought very hard to have him. But about the post-childbirth apocalypse, I had absolutely no clue.
To say things have changed would be misleading. EVERYTHING has changed. Most of it has been good--some not so great--but everything is without a doubt different. And now the world changes once again. My little family and I find ourselves journeying from the big city to beautiful, calm Montana. Will the change be for the better? As with anything, the answer is sometimes "yes," sometimes "no," and always sought with massive quantities of hope. Come with me as I navigate the roads from fast-paced, big-city lawyer to Montana Momhood. Is there a line that can be walked? We'll see. But I can guarantee, at a minimum, it will be an adventurous road trip....
In early 2010, I gave birth to the world's most perfect child. (Is there a parent who doesn't think his/her child is the world's most perfect?) In addition to being beautiful, he is brilliant and sweet and funny and hands-down the best thing that will ever happen to me. This kid is my entire world. I had somehow suspected through most of my life that he would be, which is why I fought very hard to have him. But about the post-childbirth apocalypse, I had absolutely no clue.
To say things have changed would be misleading. EVERYTHING has changed. Most of it has been good--some not so great--but everything is without a doubt different. And now the world changes once again. My little family and I find ourselves journeying from the big city to beautiful, calm Montana. Will the change be for the better? As with anything, the answer is sometimes "yes," sometimes "no," and always sought with massive quantities of hope. Come with me as I navigate the roads from fast-paced, big-city lawyer to Montana Momhood. Is there a line that can be walked? We'll see. But I can guarantee, at a minimum, it will be an adventurous road trip....
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
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