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In the movie Lost in Translation there is a scene in which Bill Murray's character explains that, upon having your first child, "your life as you know it is gone...never to return." The movie has been one of my favorites for years. I just wish that I had known he meant my life.

In early 2010, I gave birth to the world's most perfect child. (Is there a parent who doesn't think his/her child is the world's most perfect?) In addition to being beautiful, he is brilliant and sweet and funny and hands-down the best thing that will ever happen to me. This kid is my entire world. I had somehow suspected through most of my life that he would be, which is why I fought very hard to have him. But about the post-childbirth apocalypse, I had absolutely no clue.

To say things have changed would be misleading. EVERYTHING has changed. Most of it has been good--some not so great--but everything is without a doubt different. And now the world changes once again. My little family and I find ourselves journeying from the big city to beautiful, calm Montana. Will the change be for the better? As with anything, the answer is sometimes "yes," sometimes "no," and always sought with massive quantities of hope. Come with me as I navigate the roads from fast-paced, big-city lawyer to Montana Momhood. Is there a line that can be walked? We'll see. But I can guarantee, at a minimum, it will be an adventurous road trip....

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Even Cinderella Scrubbed Toilets

My prior life.
I did something that most people will not find particularly interesting, but which I find absolutely fascinating.  I cleaned my kitchen floor.  Twice in one week.  Me.  Without guests or spills or other reasons to do so.  I cleaned because I could.

You have to understand how strange this is for me.  For much of my faster life I had a cleaning lady.  She was awesome.  She was super sweet and she was so good at her job, it made me cry (literally) when I walked in at night.  I would have written her into my will, had she not (speculating here) been deported back to Poland before I could draw up the paperwork.  I was heartbroken when she left.  She didn't really even mention it, she just sort of stopped coming over.  It was awful.  And, needless to say, the crap piled up in my house.  The worst part is, she stopped coming when I was pregnant, so the house really went downhill.  But I was too busy and too exhausted to even find someone new.  The handing over of keys to my place (particularly when one is as paranoid as I) is a huge deal.  So I left it.  And it got gross.

Sure, I would clean when necessary.  If someone was coming over, I sometimes would try to sweep things into another room.  But it wasn't good.  You could tell your import in my life, based on how messy things were.  The messier the house, the more I assumed that you love me regardless.  But now, things are different and it's WEIRD.  Yes, my house is much smaller, which really helps in the scheme of things.  But overall I do have a bit more time to focus on its well-being.  And I want to clean it, which is VERY WEIRD. 

Maybe this side of me has always been there.  I am freakishly organized when it comes to other areas of my life.  And maybe it's short-lived.  I have been here just a few weeks, during half of which I had no furniture.  But let's see what happens.  Can I keep things up?  Will I want to?  Or will I go completely insane and become the next star of the TV show "Hoarders"?  Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.  Place your bets.

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